Bye, Chrome: Why I’m switching to Firefox and you should too

The time has come.

— Read on www.fastcodesign.com/90174010/bye-chrome-why-im-switching-to-firefox-and-you-should-too

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Progression over decades…

1960

Husband :  Tea..?

Wife : _(is already standing with tea cup in hand)._

 

1970

Husband : Tea?

Wife : I will get it immediately.

 

1980

Husband : Tea?

Wife : I will get it.

 

1990

Husband : Tea?

Wife : Will get it, be patient.

 

2000

Husband : Tea?

Wife : I will get it. Let there be a break in the serial (Tv).

 

2010

Husband : Tea?

Wife : Don’t create a ruckus. When I will get free, I will get it. Otherwise make it yourself.

 

Now

Husband : Tea?

Wife : What did you say?

Husband : I was going to make tea. Thought I will ask you if you also want tea?

Social transformation takes decades and generations.

😂

 
via Joseph R. 

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Three Days and Three Nights | Free Book Library | Amazing Facts

Explains a verse that is used as a proof text by advocates of the Wednesday-crucifixion theory.
— Read on www.amazingfacts.org/media-library/book/e/81/t/three-days-and-three-nights

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The Power of a Weekly Marriage Meeting | The Art of Manliness

If you want to plan and tackle life’s greatest adventures side-by-side, you’ve got to stay in-sync and work as a team. How do you do that? The marriage meeting.
— Read on www.artofmanliness.com/2016/06/08/how-and-why-to-hold-a-weekly-marriage-meeting/

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How to Communicate With Your Spouse | The Art of Manliness

Loving relationships are the most important factor in a man’s life. And one of the most important factors in creating and sustaining these relationships is communication.
— Read on www.artofmanliness.com/2014/09/17/the-10-commandments-of-clean-communication/

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*डॉक्टर* : डिप्रेशन की पेशेंट से-

क्या तकलीफ़ है..?

*लेडी पेशेंट* : सर, दिमाग में बहुत उल्टे पुलटे विचार आते हैं, रुकते ही नहीं…

*डॉक्टर* : कैसे विचार आते हैं ..?

*लेडी पेशेंट* : जैसे अब मैं यहाँ आई हूँ तो आपके ओपीडी में एक भी पेशेंट नहीं था.. तो मैं सोचने लगी कि डॉक्टर साहब के पास कोई भी पेशेंट नहीं है, इनकी कमाई कैसे होगी, घर कैसे चलेगा, इतना पैसा डाला पढ़ाई में, अब क्या करेंगे.. हॉस्पिटल बनाने में भी बहुत पैसा लगाया होगा, अब लोन कैसे चुकाएंगे ? कहीं किसानों के माफ़िक लटक तो नहीं जाएंगे एक दिन…!! ऐसे कुछ भी विचार आते रहते हैं…

अब *डॉक्टर* डिप्रेशन मे है।

😳

(Via Kenneth R.)

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When you get a stitch in your side, what’s really going on? | Popular Science

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How do I learn about my mistakes.?

Identify one mistake in your wife and tell her to correct it. In response she will help identify all your mistakes along with your family’s and your friends as well.

It’s that easy.

😀

– via Anisha

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Socio-Economic classification simplified #India

Lower class – Biskut

Middle class – Biskit

Upper class – Cookies

Lower class – Roomal

Middle class – Hankie

Upper class – Kerchief

Lower class – tamaatar

Middle class – Ta’may’to

Upper class – Toh’mah’toh

Lower class – Sauce

Middle class – Ketchup

Upper Class – Toh’mah’toh dip

Lower class – Lifafa

Middle class – En’ve’lope

Upper class – On’vo’lup

Lower class – Nimbu Paani/Shikanji

Middle class – Lemonade

Upper class – Virgin Mojito

Lower class – Jean pyant

Middle class – Jeans

Upper class – Denims

Lower class – Chasma

Middle class – Goggles

Upper class – Shades

Lower class – chaddi

Middle class – underwear

Upper class – lawn-juh-Ray

Lower class : Do cutting chai leke aa bé Pintu.

Middle class : Can I have two cups of tea.

Upper class : May I have two chai lattes please. Regular.

Lower class:🤣🤣😂😂

Middle class:😀😃😄😁

Upper class:😊😊🙂🙂

– vi KennethR.

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Best decision

I went to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle, bought a bottle of whisky and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the whisky before I cycled home.

Finally, it turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

😬

– via Priya F.

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