Winking Problem :-)

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says, `This is phenomenal. You`ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we`d hire you without a second thought.

However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we`re afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I`m sorry….we can`t hire you.`

`But wait,` he said. `If I take two aspirin, I`ll stop winking!`

`Really? Great! Show me!`

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

`Well,` said the interviewer, `that`s all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!`

`Womanizing? What do you mean? I`m a happily married man!`

`Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?`

`Oh, that,` he sighed. `Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?`

(via Philip)

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