Murphys Funny laws

1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.πŸ˜“

2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.πŸ˜…

3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.πŸ˜–

4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.😐

6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.πŸ˜“

7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.πŸ˜₯

8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will. 😳

9) Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 😣

10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the screen arrive last. πŸ˜…

11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold. 😩

12) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one..😜

(via Melissa B.)

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