Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I`m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn`t have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma`am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I`m not stupid.
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I`m having trouble breathing. I`m all out of breath.
Darn….I think I`m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I`m at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police
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Here is the best..
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What`s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
(via Philip F. )
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