After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “forty-four years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old girl”.
“Now I have a $1,500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and LCD screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 69 year old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things”.
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.
Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.