`I don`t know, why don`t you play your age?` :-)

A lady was having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, `What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?`

A gent next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, `I don`t know,why don`t you play your age?` He walks away.

Moments later, he is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won! Rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd, he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.

He asks, `What happened? Is she all right?` The operator replied, `I don`t know, buddy…. She put all her money on 28 and when 36 came up she fainted!`

(via Philip F.)

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