Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts to Students. :-)

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. “Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing”

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very
rich. “Marry him.” -That’s Advertising”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich.
“Marry me – That’s Telemarketing”

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride
and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” – That’s Public
Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:”You are very rich! “Can you marry ! me?” – That’s Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. –
“That’s Customer Feedback”

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – “That’s
demand and supply gap”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person comes and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you
marry me?” and she
goes with him – “That’s competition eating into your market share”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. – “That’s restriction for
entering new markets”

(via Margaret P.)

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