Monthly Archives: July 2013

A Tamilian calls up Santa and asks ” tamil therima??” Santa got mad, angrily replied…. “Hindi tera baap!!!” (via Saif K.)

Santa is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, “chal”, it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal” , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, “chal….” Finally he … Continue reading →

Santa & Banta are driving a car. Santa puts on the indicator and asks Banta to check whether its working. Banta puts his head out and says “Yes … No … Yes … No … Yes … No …” 😜 … Continue reading →

The Moon is more important than the Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & the Sun gives light during the day …. when light is not needed!!! (via Saif K.)

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-. Is it o.k? Santa : U R great sir! Starting salary is OK, but …. how much is DRIVING salary…? (via Saif K.)

Man on his right says “Johnny Walker single” Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single” Santa says – “Santa Singh Married” (via Saif K.)