Monthly Archives: September 2013

Exercise Daily :-p

Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health. Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!! (via Saif K.) Advertisements

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Plain Clothes? …. :-)

Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha. Saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!! (via Saif K.)

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Santa aur Banta 8th fail … :-)

Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye Santa: Chal Suicide kar le Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ?? Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padegaπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜›πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒ (via Saif K.)

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5km Walk Karo … :-)

Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.. 1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, …. magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓   (via Saif … Continue reading

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Don’t Stand Too Close … :-p

Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus. A few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching. Hubby to wife: I swear I didn’t πŸ˜”πŸ˜’ Wife: I know,…. I did it. 😳☺ πŸ˜œπŸ’ƒ … Continue reading

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Who’s My Father? ;-)

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Jane Sugarbrown.” The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, “Aren’t you Mr. … Continue reading

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Baniya Collection :-D

1. Baniya: Yeh banana kaise diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Baniya : 60 Paisa ka deta hai? Shopkeeper: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega. Baniya : Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de. 2. Baniya on his deathbed. My … Continue reading

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My Daughter Wants to Follow My Footsteps … ;-)

An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then 4-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began … Continue reading

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Kids have loud voices … :-)

Ever notice how a 4-year-old’s voice is louder than 200 adultvoices? Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., … Continue reading

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Pathan to AirHostess :-)

Pathan to AirHostess: ” Subhanallah Tumhra shakal Humara B.V Se milta hai, Airhostess: Bakwas band karr Kaminey ! . . . Pathan: “MashaALLAH ! Zuban b Milta hai…😜 (via Cecil J.)

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