Monthly Archives: September 2013

Exercise Daily :-p

Posted on September 30, 2013 by MF

Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health. Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!! (via Saif K.)

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Plain Clothes? …. :-)

Posted on September 29, 2013 by MF

Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha. Saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!! (via Saif K.)

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Santa aur Banta 8th fail … :-)

Posted on September 28, 2013 by MF

Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye Santa: Chal Suicide kar le Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ?? Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega😃😃😛😄😃 (via Saif K.)

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5km Walk Karo … :-)

Posted on September 27, 2013 by MF

Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.. 1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, …. magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓   (via Saif … Continue reading →

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Don’t Stand Too Close … :-p

Posted on September 26, 2013 by MF

Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus. A few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching. Hubby to wife: I swear I didn’t 😔😢 Wife: I know,…. I did it. 😳☺ 😜💃 … Continue reading →

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Who’s My Father? ;-)

Posted on September 20, 2013 by MF

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Jane Sugarbrown.” The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, “Aren’t you Mr. … Continue reading →

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Baniya Collection :-D

Posted on September 20, 2013 by MF

1. Baniya: Yeh banana kaise diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Baniya : 60 Paisa ka deta hai? Shopkeeper: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega. Baniya : Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de. 2. Baniya on his deathbed. My … Continue reading →

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My Daughter Wants to Follow My Footsteps … ;-)

Posted on September 19, 2013 by MF

An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then 4-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began … Continue reading →

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Kids have loud voices … :-)

Posted on September 16, 2013 by MF

Ever notice how a 4-year-old’s voice is louder than 200 adultvoices? Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., … Continue reading →

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Pathan to AirHostess :-)

Posted on September 11, 2013 by MF

Pathan to AirHostess: ” Subhanallah Tumhra shakal Humara B.V Se milta hai, Airhostess: Bakwas band karr Kaminey ! . . . Pathan: “MashaALLAH ! Zuban b Milta hai…😜 (via Cecil J.)

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