Monthly Archives: October 2013

Wife takes very ill husband to a Doctor.

Doctor advices to wife : – Give him healthy breakfast daily – Be pleasant & in good mood – Cook tasty dinner – Don’t discuss your problems with him – Stop watching tv shows & facebook n whats app – … Continue reading

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Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hain

Dr: Kaise aana hua? Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain Dr: Sharab peete ho? Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I’m not feeling well !😝 (via Saif K.)

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Fridge Hai?

A guy calls an unknown number.. Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge … Continue reading

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Height of irritating someone

😄😄😄 Boy:” pen hai ?? Girl:” nahi.. Thodi der baad.. Boy:” pen hai ?? Girl:” nahi bola na.. Boy:” pen hai pen ?? Girl:” nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to … to hathode se sar phod dungi Kuch … Continue reading

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Marriage Therapy for Santa :-p

Santa & his Wife went for counseling. Wife had Issues of Neglect & Loneliness. The Doctor got up Hugged & Kissed her for 5 minutes & said “This is what She needs thrice a week. Can You do it?” Santa … Continue reading

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Man At Death Bed giving ‘inheritances’ …

A person on his death bed (in Mumbai in a hospital) with his Wife, kids and nurse beside him. Man to Eldest son : You take the 15 Bungalows at Borivali. To daughter : You take the 8 bungalows at … Continue reading

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Santa aur Banta ko 2 bomb mile …

Santa: Chal police ko de ke aate he. Banta: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to? Santa: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha. (via Saif K.)

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Call from Unknown Number …

A man got a call from unknown number… Girl: Hi, r u single? Man: Yes, but who r u? Ans: Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi!! 😄 Again, a call from an unknown number… Girl: R u married? Man: … Continue reading

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Who Called the Navy Seals? :-p

Imagine, living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy himself!! 🙂 (via Naima S.)

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Laughing at Mistakes … :-D

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