A person on his death bed (in Mumbai in a hospital) with his Wife, kids and nurse beside him.
Man to Eldest son : You take the 15 Bungalows at Borivali.
To daughter : You take the 8 bungalows at Juhu.
To youngest son : You are my youngest and most dearest and I want your future to be bright, so you keep the 20 offices at Nariman Point.
To wife : Dear Kavita, you keep all 11 of our Lokhandwala building flats.
Nurse – quite impressed – Wow …
To wife : You are lucky to have such a husband who is so rich and giving you all the properties etc.
Wife: What properties, what rich … he’s distributing out responsibilities of delivring Milk to his clients in the morning.
(via Saif K.)