Monthly Archives: November 2013

Angry Husband ;-)

Posted on November 28, 2013 by MF

😠😡Angry Husband sends SMS 📫to his mother-in-law “Your product not cooking food🍲🍜🍢🍩🍞🍛🍔🍟🍱 properly” Smart Mother-in-law replied “Product sold, …..Seal opened,……. Warranty expired, Manufacturer not responsible”😝😛😜😉😀😃😊

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Male Logic

Posted on November 26, 2013 by MF

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: … Continue reading →

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Epic conversation on Whatsapp chat

Posted on November 25, 2013 by MF

Husband: Call Me Shonu Wife: mera Shona Babu…. H: arrrrre.,,,Call Me Sweetheart W: my sweetu … Sweetheart…. H: ufffff …… Call Me Honey.. W: Mera hannu darling …. H : O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nahi hai W: … Continue reading →

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Atheist & a Little Girl

Posted on November 21, 2013 by MF

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, … Continue reading →

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Height of Smiley usage 😃

Posted on November 18, 2013 by MF

Boyfriend & girlfriend on Whatsapp: Boy:kesi ho…?? Girl: f9😊 Boy: missing me..? Girl:-😜 Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai Girl:-😱 Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra…?? Girl:-😉 Boy: busy ho…?? Girl: umhm .. Boy:- Koi paas hai…?? Girl: na 😍 Boy: … Continue reading →

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Switzerland ya Paris … :-D

Posted on November 8, 2013 by MF

Wife: Suno ji, Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kaha jayenge? .😕 .😴 .😠 .😦 .😧 .😟 .😶 .😐 .😇 Husband: Dusre Doctor ke paas..😆 (via Vivek S.)

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