Monthly Archives: November 2013

Angry Husband ;-)

😠😑Angry Husband sends SMS πŸ“«to his mother-in-law “Your product not cooking foodπŸ²πŸœπŸ’πŸ©πŸžπŸ›πŸ”πŸŸπŸ± properly” Smart Mother-in-law replied “Product sold, …..Seal opened,……. Warranty expired, Manufacturer not responsible”πŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜Š Advertisements

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Male Logic

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: … Continue reading

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Epic conversation on Whatsapp chat

Husband: Call Me Shonu Wife: mera Shona Babu…. H: arrrrre.,,,Call Me Sweetheart W: my sweetu … Sweetheart…. H: ufffff …… Call Me Honey.. W: Mera hannu darling …. H : O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nahi hai W: … Continue reading

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Atheist & a Little Girl

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, … Continue reading

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Height of Smiley usage πŸ˜ƒ

Boyfriend & girlfriend on Whatsapp: Boy:kesi ho…?? Girl: f9😊 Boy: missing me..? Girl:-😜 Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai Girl:-😱 Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra…?? Girl:-πŸ˜‰ Boy: busy ho…?? Girl: umhm .. Boy:- Koi paas hai…?? Girl: na 😍 Boy: … Continue reading

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Switzerland ya Paris … :-D

Wife: Suno ji, Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kaha jayenge? .πŸ˜• .😴 .😠 .😦 .😧 .😟 .😢 .😐 .πŸ˜‡ Husband: Dusre Doctor ke paas..πŸ˜† (via Vivek S.)

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