Monthly Archives: December 2013

A Foggy Night …

A bus-driver was driving along a foggy highway at night, and at the bus stop, there was only a lady, very white, wispy hair and no luggage. She climbs in and sits at the last seat. As the driver continues … Continue reading

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Absolutely Brilliant

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had … Continue reading

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Daaru Ki Wajah

🍻 Daaru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi ne Kasam li………Aur ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga.. 1st fekte bola – Teri vajah se Meri Naukri gayi……😠 2nd fekte bola – Teri vajah se Mera Ghar bika…..😣 3rd fekte … Continue reading

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Santa at a party

In a party, Santa asked a girl sitting alone, “Aap dance karoge”..?? Ladki khadi ho gayi aur boli, “Haan Jarur”..β˜Ίβ˜ΊπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‰ Santa : “Toh me ye chair le lu”? πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜… (via Saif K.)

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Santa ka Sapna

Santa ko Sapne me kisi ladki ne chappal mari. Do din bad Santa ne apna Bank A/c band kr diya. Kyon ki bank me likha tha..”Hum aap k Sapno ko Hakikat me badlte he” …..πŸ˜ƒ (via Saif K.)

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