A Foggy Night …

A bus-driver was driving along a foggy highway at night, and at the bus stop, there was only a lady, very white, wispy hair and no luggage.

She climbs in and sits at the last seat.

As the driver continues there is flash of lightning and he looks in the rear-view mirror but he can’t see the lady.

He halts the bus abruptly and looks back and there is the lady with a little blood trickling down her forehead.

The driver nearly shits himself, but continues driving.

Again there is lighting and he checks in the rear-view mirror, the lady is nowhere to be seen.

He halts the bus again and turns back, and there is the lady with a little more blood on her forehead looking back at him annoyed.

The driver murmurs the Lord’s name and continues his drive.

Again a flash of lightning and no lady in the mirror.

He brakes the bus, turns back and there is the lady sitting with a lot of blood dropping down her head and she looks at him angrily shouts,

“Will you stop applying the brakes, I’m trying to tie my shoelace .👟
😡😳👵👹😰😅😂

(via Saif K.)

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