1. “Mujhe ek ghante se auto nahi mili, shayad bhagwaan meri paRICKSHAW le raha hai”
2. “My body is in office, but my mind is SOMVAR else” #Monday Blues
3. “I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. AALSI them later”
4. “Son: Rum Piyoge?
Dad: Oye puttar ‘Bacar’di gal na kar”
5. “If you eat fiery garlic pickle before class, you’ll learn a valuable Lehsun”
6. Weight loss frustration.. “Pran jaaye par wajan naa jaye”
7. Saw a line of Hyundai Sonatas parked on an empty road. Asked someone there “itna sonata kyu hai bhai”
8. If Johny Depp does Devdas, there’ll be Jack’s Paro
9. A daughter is the perfect child. A son is just a Beta version
10. When in Chennai, many North Indians wonder..
“Ye kaahan aa gaye hum, yoo hee south south chalte”
11. She is Libra I am Leo humari Jodi kuch Gemini
12. Decided to go to a Italian restaurant kyunki woh ghar ke PASTA
via Greta A.