Any pun lovers? #hindi-English 

1. “Mujhe ek ghante se auto nahi mili, shayad bhagwaan meri paRICKSHAW le raha hai”

2. “My body is in office, but my mind is SOMVAR else” #Monday Blues
3. “I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. AALSI them later”
4. “Son: Rum Piyoge? 

Dad: Oye puttar ‘Bacar’di gal na kar”

5. “If you eat fiery garlic pickle before class, you’ll learn a valuable Lehsun”
6. Weight loss frustration.. “Pran jaaye par wajan naa jaye”
7. Saw a line of Hyundai Sonatas parked on an empty road. Asked someone there “itna sonata kyu hai bhai”
8. If Johny Depp does Devdas, there’ll be Jack’s Paro
9. A daughter is the perfect child. A son is just a Beta version
10. When in Chennai, many North Indians wonder..
“Ye kaahan aa gaye hum, yoo hee south south chalte”

11. She is Libra I am Leo humari Jodi kuch Gemini
12. Decided to go to a Italian restaurant kyunki woh ghar ke PASTA

via Greta A. 

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2 Responses to Any pun lovers? #hindi-English 

  1. _aayu_ says:

    Love this one😂😂😂

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