Clever Signages. Good copywriting.

A sign in a shoe repair store:
We will heel you,

We will save your sole,

We will even dye for you.
In a Podiatrist’s office:   

“Time wounds all heels.”;
At an Optometrist’s Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for,

You’ve come to the right place.”;
On a Plumber’s truck :

“We repair what your husband fixed.”;
On another Plumber’s truck:

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”;
At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee :

“Invite us to your next blowout.”;
On an Electrician’s truck:

“Let us remove your shorts.”;
In a Non-smoking Area: 

“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”;
On a Maternity Room door:

“Push. Push. Push.”;
At a Car Dealership:

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”;
Outside a Muffler Shop: 

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”;
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”;
At the Electric Company: 

“We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.”;
In a Restaurant window: 

“Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”;
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”;
In a Chicago Radiator Shop: 

“Best place in town to take a leak.”;

 

Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck:

“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”

Via Anjum P. 

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