Monthly Archives: June 2016

Does Anyone Object? 

Posted on June 11, 2016 by MF

At a wedding ceremony last Saturday, the Priest asked the congregation if there was anyone who had anything to say regarding the union of the two. All hell broke loose when a woman from the back of the church started … Continue reading →

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Forgotten Lunch 

Posted on June 10, 2016 by MF

On a busy Monday morning this guy is rushing off to work.  In the elevator he realizes his bag isn’t as heavy as it usually is.  Checks to find out that his lunch box isn’t there. While walking up to … Continue reading →

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Your Duck is Dead 

Posted on June 10, 2016 by MF

A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon.As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the duck’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his … Continue reading →

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Vijay Mallya is my hero

Posted on June 9, 2016 by MF

I can’t withdraw more than 20,000 rupees a day from my account. He withdrew 215 Cr and left the country.   The minimum account balance I need to maintain is 0. But he can maintain a minimum balance of Rs … Continue reading →

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman..

Posted on June 9, 2016 by MF

Aryabatta asked his wife: Will you let me enjoy drinks with my friend over the weekend, every month. Wife: What is the “Probability” of me saying “Yes” as per your calculation.  . . That is when Aryabatta discovered “Zero”….. 😜😜 … Continue reading →

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