Laws That You Don’t Learn In School πŸ€”πŸ˜…

1) Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2) Anthony’s Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3) Kovac’s Conundrum:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

4) Cannon’s Karmic Law:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

5) O’brien’s Variation Law:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6) BELL’S THEOREM:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) RUBY’S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

8) WILLOUGHBY’S LAW:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

9) ZADRA’S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) BREDA’S RULE:

At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

11) OWEN’S LAW:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Via Rakhee R. 

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