Monthly Archives: January 2017

A Man and his Ostrich 

Posted on January 14, 2017 by MF

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him.  The waitress asks them for their orders.  The man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a coke,’ and turns to the ostrich, ‘What’s yours?’  ‘I’ll have the same,’ … Continue reading →

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Pun ish ment 

Posted on January 12, 2017 by MF

Literary jokes for the learned  1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Comference. He acquired his size from too much Pi.   2. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.   3. A hole has been found in … Continue reading →

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