Author Archives: MF

Clever Puns

Lightning sometimes shocks people… because, it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period… it marks the end of his sentence A rule of grammar… double negatives are a no-no Sleeping comes so … Continue reading

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Life of a husband is so difficult πŸ˜

Mr Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year’s office party. She was sooooo drunk. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife who was … Continue reading

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The kid is not ours … πŸ˜…

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to … Continue reading

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Wife was driving…..

Husband – “Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?” Wife – “What do you mean use indicators…why should I?” Husband- “So that other drivers know which way you will turn.” Wife- “Where I am going is nobody’s … Continue reading

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Anti-Global Warming Arguments

via anti-global warming arguments β€” Wrong Hands

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11 Short Horror stories at their best. Wrapped up in just 2 sentences or less….

1. Husband kills his wife while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping. The weird thing was that kid didn’t ask 4 his mom even 3 days after she went missing. Father:” Is there something that you want to … Continue reading

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This film has got only two scenes of nudity – So what’s wrong?

Last week, I walked into my office to find a sandwich bag on my desk containing three chewy, tasty, homemade chocolate brownies. Some thoughtful and anonymous person who knew my love for tasty homemade brownies had placed them there, along … Continue reading

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Retract Resignation 🀣

An employee goes running to HR and asked his resignation back.HR(surprised): Today is your last day and what happened suddenly? Employee: My manager is also joining the same place where I am going. – via Anisha M

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We grew up

Somewhere between β€œCrying loudly to seek attention” and β€œCrying silently to avoid attention”,  we grew up!! Somewhere between  β€œ 7 pani puris for 1 rupee” and  β€œ1 pani puri for 7 rupees”,  we grew up!! Somewhere between  β€œGround mai aaja” and  … Continue reading

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Height of gujjuism

 Meanwhile in Gujarat – whatsapp emojis crossing the limits!!!! Girl : wats ur name  Boy : πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”« Girl : ?? Boy :Chhagan Girl: oh, so cute! Boy : wats ur name? Girl : 🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰 Boy : 😳whts this Girl : … Continue reading

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