Category Archives: humour

How do I learn about my mistakes.?

Identify one mistake in your wife and tell her to correct it. In response she will help identify all your mistakes along with your family’s and your friends as well. It’s that easy. 😀 – via Anisha Advertisements

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Socio-Economic classification simplified #India

Lower class – Biskut Middle class – Biskit Upper class – Cookies Lower class – Roomal Middle class – Hankie Upper class – Kerchief Lower class – tamaatar Middle class – Ta’may’to Upper class – Toh’mah’toh Lower class – Sauce … Continue reading

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Best decision

I went to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle, bought a bottle of whisky and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the … Continue reading

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Punny

Q: What do you call dental X-rays? A: Tooth pics Q: What do you call a group of babies? A: An infantry. Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He pasta away. Q: Why do cows … Continue reading

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Hindi – English puns 

Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I’m a’kela’. Q: What did the green peas say? A: Nothing. They just ‘mutter’ed. Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ? A: ‘Aaloo?’ Q: Where do cauliflowers … Continue reading

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Clever Puns

Lightning sometimes shocks people… because, it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period… it marks the end of his sentence A rule of grammar… double negatives are a no-no Sleeping comes so … Continue reading

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Life of a husband is so difficult 😝

Mr Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year’s office party. She was sooooo drunk. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife who was … Continue reading

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The kid is not ours … 😅

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to … Continue reading

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Wife was driving…..

Husband – “Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?” Wife – “What do you mean use indicators…why should I?” Husband- “So that other drivers know which way you will turn.” Wife- “Where I am going is nobody’s … Continue reading

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Retract Resignation 🤣

An employee goes running to HR and asked his resignation back.HR(surprised): Today is your last day and what happened suddenly? Employee: My manager is also joining the same place where I am going. – via Anisha M

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