Category Archives: humour

Clever Puns

Lightning sometimes shocks people… because, it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period… it marks the end of his sentence A rule of grammar… double negatives are a no-no Sleeping comes so … Continue reading

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Life of a husband is so difficult πŸ˜

Mr Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year’s office party. She was sooooo drunk. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife who was … Continue reading

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The kid is not ours … πŸ˜…

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to … Continue reading

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Wife was driving…..

Husband – “Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?” Wife – “What do you mean use indicators…why should I?” Husband- “So that other drivers know which way you will turn.” Wife- “Where I am going is nobody’s … Continue reading

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Retract Resignation 🀣

An employee goes running to HR and asked his resignation back.HR(surprised): Today is your last day and what happened suddenly? Employee: My manager is also joining the same place where I am going. – via Anisha M

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Height of gujjuism

 Meanwhile in Gujarat – whatsapp emojis crossing the limits!!!! Girl : wats ur name  Boy : πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”« Girl : ?? Boy :Chhagan Girl: oh, so cute! Boy : wats ur name? Girl : 🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰 Boy : 😳whts this Girl : … Continue reading

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Indian Lexophile

1. “Mujhe ek ghante se auto nahi mili, shayad bhagwaan meri paRICKSHAW le raha hai”😝 2. “My body is in office, but my mind is SOMVAR else” #Monday BluesπŸ˜‚ 3. “I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. AALSI … Continue reading

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A Man and his OstrichΒ 

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him.  The waitress asks them for their orders.  The man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a coke,’ and turns to the ostrich, ‘What’s yours?’  ‘I’ll have the same,’ … Continue reading

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Pun ish mentΒ 

Literary jokes for the learned  1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Comference. He acquired his size from too much Pi.   2. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.   3. A hole has been found in … Continue reading

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Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during exams-

When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it! 😳  When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished, and did not see anywhere where it … Continue reading

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