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Best decision

I went to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle, bought a bottle of whisky and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the … Continue reading

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Punny

Q: What do you call dental X-rays? A: Tooth pics Q: What do you call a group of babies? A: An infantry. Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He pasta away. Q: Why do cows … Continue reading

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Hindi – English punsΒ 

Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I’m a’kela’. Q: What did the green peas say? A: Nothing. They just ‘mutter’ed. Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ? A: ‘Aaloo?’ Q: Where do cauliflowers … Continue reading

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Clever Puns

Lightning sometimes shocks people… because, it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period… it marks the end of his sentence A rule of grammar… double negatives are a no-no Sleeping comes so … Continue reading

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Life of a husband is so difficult πŸ˜

Mr Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year’s office party. She was sooooo drunk. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife who was … Continue reading

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The kid is not ours … πŸ˜…

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to … Continue reading

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Wife was driving…..

Husband – “Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?” Wife – “What do you mean use indicators…why should I?” Husband- “So that other drivers know which way you will turn.” Wife- “Where I am going is nobody’s … Continue reading

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Retract Resignation 🀣

An employee goes running to HR and asked his resignation back.HR(surprised): Today is your last day and what happened suddenly? Employee: My manager is also joining the same place where I am going. – via Anisha M

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Height of gujjuism

 Meanwhile in Gujarat – whatsapp emojis crossing the limits!!!! Girl : wats ur name  Boy : πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”« Girl : ?? Boy :Chhagan Girl: oh, so cute! Boy : wats ur name? Girl : 🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰 Boy : 😳whts this Girl : … Continue reading

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Indian Lexophile

1. “Mujhe ek ghante se auto nahi mili, shayad bhagwaan meri paRICKSHAW le raha hai”😝 2. “My body is in office, but my mind is SOMVAR else” #Monday BluesπŸ˜‚ 3. “I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. AALSI … Continue reading

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