Category Archives: humour

An example of positive thinking

Posted on November 3, 2022 by MF

During my School days, After getting the first beating on my hands from the teacher, I used to wipe my hands on my trousers and then only take the second one ….!I was very particular about cleanliness.😛 All my teachers … Continue reading →

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More puns 

Posted on September 22, 2022 by MF

1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient. 2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.  3. A man running in front of a car gets tyred; And a man running behind a … Continue reading →

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A. A. A. D. D.

Posted on September 21, 2022 by MF

What is A.A.A.D.D. ? It is Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. 😜 This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide … Continue reading →

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Smile please 😄

Posted on September 20, 2022 by MF

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. With her marriage, she got a new name … Continue reading →

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Sesquipedalian Expressions 

Posted on March 19, 2020 by MF

It’s fun for English lovers. Try to guess … 1. Scintillate, scintillate asteroid minute.  Twinkle, twinkle little star 2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate. Birds of a feather flock together 3. Surveillance should precede saltation. Look … Continue reading →

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Husbands for Sale!

Posted on July 20, 2018 by MF

A store that sells husbands has just opened, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are … Continue reading →

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Progression over decades…

Posted on May 12, 2018 by MF

1960 Husband :  Tea..? Wife : _(is already standing with tea cup in hand)._   1970 Husband : Tea? Wife : I will get it immediately.   1980 Husband : Tea? Wife : I will get it.   1990 Husband … Continue reading →

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*डॉक्टर* : डिप्रेशन की पेशेंट से-

Posted on February 3, 2018 by MF

क्या तकलीफ़ है..? *लेडी पेशेंट* : सर, दिमाग में बहुत उल्टे पुलटे विचार आते हैं, रुकते ही नहीं… *डॉक्टर* : कैसे विचार आते हैं ..? *लेडी पेशेंट* : जैसे अब मैं यहाँ आई हूँ तो आपके ओपीडी में एक भी … Continue reading →

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How do I learn about my mistakes.?

Posted on October 14, 2017 by MF

Identify one mistake in your wife and tell her to correct it. In response she will help identify all your mistakes along with your family’s and your friends as well. It’s that easy. 😀 – via Anisha

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Socio-Economic classification simplified #India

Posted on September 20, 2017 by MF

Lower class – Biskut Middle class – Biskit Upper class – Cookies Lower class – Roomal Middle class – Hankie Upper class – Kerchief Lower class – tamaatar Middle class – Ta’may’to Upper class – Toh’mah’toh Lower class – Sauce … Continue reading →

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