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Hindi – English puns 

Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I’m a’kela’. Q: What did the green peas say? A: Nothing. They just ‘mutter’ed. Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ? A: ‘Aaloo?’ Q: Where do cauliflowers … Continue reading

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Any pun lovers? #hindi-English 

1. “Mujhe ek ghante se auto nahi mili, shayad bhagwaan meri paRICKSHAW le raha hai” 2. “My body is in office, but my mind is SOMVAR else” #Monday Blues 3. “I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. AALSI … Continue reading

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Maa Sab Janti hai..😊😉😍

5 year old boy :-I Love u Mom. MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too…….😍😘💋 16 year Old Boy :- I Love u Mom. MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No Money…😡😡😲 . . 21year Old Boy :- I … Continue reading

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That’s like a smart husband😎 #hindi

पति-पत्नि में झगड़ा हो रहा था। पत्नि: मैं पूरा घर संभालती हूँ.. किचन संभालती हूँ.. बच्चों को संभालती हूँ.. तुम क्या करते हो ? पति: मैं खुद को संभालता हूँ…. तुम्हारी नशीली आँखें देखकर.. बीवी: आप भी ना ….चलो बताओ … Continue reading

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Gandhi’s 3 monkeys – modern version 😜

   Via whatsapp 

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BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE FORM: 🚗 📋

DRAIVING LAICENSE APPLIKASON PHARM: Note: Please do nat soot the person at the applikason kounter. He bill gib you license.. 😰🔫 For phurthar instruction, see botom pharm. (Please check karrect opson.) 1. Last Name: ◻ Sinha ◻ Pandey ◻ Misra … Continue reading

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Zubaan ki Pakki

Boy to Girl: Tumhari Umar kya hai? Girl: 20 years Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi? Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki Kitni pakki hoti hai.. 😜 (via Whatsapp)

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Daaru Ki Wajah

🍻 Daaru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi ne Kasam li………Aur ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga.. 1st fekte bola – Teri vajah se Meri Naukri gayi……😠 2nd fekte bola – Teri vajah se Mera Ghar bika…..😣 3rd fekte … Continue reading

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Santa at a party

In a party, Santa asked a girl sitting alone, “Aap dance karoge”..?? Ladki khadi ho gayi aur boli, “Haan Jarur”..☺☺😋😉 Santa : “Toh me ye chair le lu”? 😁😁😂😂😂😅 (via Saif K.)

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Santa ka Sapna

Santa ko Sapne me kisi ladki ne chappal mari. Do din bad Santa ne apna Bank A/c band kr diya. Kyon ki bank me likha tha..”Hum aap k Sapno ko Hakikat me badlte he” …..😃 (via Saif K.)

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