Tag Archives: Hindi

*डॉक्टर* : डिप्रेशन की पेशेंट से-

Posted on February 3, 2018 by MF

क्या तकलीफ़ है..? *लेडी पेशेंट* : सर, दिमाग में बहुत उल्टे पुलटे विचार आते हैं, रुकते ही नहीं… *डॉक्टर* : कैसे विचार आते हैं ..? *लेडी पेशेंट* : जैसे अब मैं यहाँ आई हूँ तो आपके ओपीडी में एक भी … Continue reading →

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Hindi – English puns 

Posted on July 8, 2017 by MF

Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I’m a’kela’. Q: What did the green peas say? A: Nothing. They just ‘mutter’ed. Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ? A: ‘Aaloo?’ Q: Where do cauliflowers … Continue reading →

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Any pun lovers? #hindi-English 

Posted on January 16, 2016 by MF

1. “Mujhe ek ghante se auto nahi mili, shayad bhagwaan meri paRICKSHAW le raha hai” 2. “My body is in office, but my mind is SOMVAR else” #Monday Blues 3. “I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. AALSI … Continue reading →

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Maa Sab Janti hai..😊😉😍

Posted on December 4, 2015 by MF

5 year old boy :-I Love u Mom. MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too…….😍😘💋 16 year Old Boy :- I Love u Mom. MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No Money…😡😡😲 . . 21year Old Boy :- I … Continue reading →

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That’s like a smart husband😎 #hindi

Posted on November 5, 2015 by MF

पति-पत्नि में झगड़ा हो रहा था। पत्नि: मैं पूरा घर संभालती हूँ.. किचन संभालती हूँ.. बच्चों को संभालती हूँ.. तुम क्या करते हो ? पति: मैं खुद को संभालता हूँ…. तुम्हारी नशीली आँखें देखकर.. बीवी: आप भी ना ….चलो बताओ … Continue reading →

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Gandhi’s 3 monkeys – modern version 😜

Posted on October 2, 2015 by MF

   Via whatsapp 

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BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE FORM: 🚗 📋

Posted on November 22, 2014 by MF

DRAIVING LAICENSE APPLIKASON PHARM: Note: Please do nat soot the person at the applikason kounter. He bill gib you license.. 😰🔫 For phurthar instruction, see botom pharm. (Please check karrect opson.) 1. Last Name: ◻ Sinha ◻ Pandey ◻ Misra … Continue reading →

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Zubaan ki Pakki

Posted on September 4, 2014 by MF

Boy to Girl: Tumhari Umar kya hai? Girl: 20 years Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi? Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki Kitni pakki hoti hai.. 😜 (via Whatsapp)

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Daaru Ki Wajah

Posted on December 1, 2013 by MF

🍻 Daaru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi ne Kasam li………Aur ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga.. 1st fekte bola – Teri vajah se Meri Naukri gayi……😠 2nd fekte bola – Teri vajah se Mera Ghar bika…..😣 3rd fekte … Continue reading →

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Santa at a party

Posted on December 1, 2013 by MF

In a party, Santa asked a girl sitting alone, “Aap dance karoge”..?? Ladki khadi ho gayi aur boli, “Haan Jarur”..☺☺😋😉 Santa : “Toh me ye chair le lu”? 😁😁😂😂😂😅 (via Saif K.)

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