Tag Archives: Humour

Clever Puns

Lightning sometimes shocks people… because, it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period… it marks the end of his sentence A rule of grammar… double negatives are a no-no Sleeping comes so … Continue reading

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Life of a husband is so difficult πŸ˜

Mr Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year’s office party. She was sooooo drunk. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife who was … Continue reading

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The kid is not ours … πŸ˜…

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to … Continue reading

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Wife was driving…..

Husband – “Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?” Wife – “What do you mean use indicators…why should I?” Husband- “So that other drivers know which way you will turn.” Wife- “Where I am going is nobody’s … Continue reading

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Height of gujjuism

 Meanwhile in Gujarat – whatsapp emojis crossing the limits!!!! Girl : wats ur name  Boy : πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”« Girl : ?? Boy :Chhagan Girl: oh, so cute! Boy : wats ur name? Girl : 🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰 Boy : 😳whts this Girl : … Continue reading

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Pun ish mentΒ 

Literary jokes for the learned  1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Comference. He acquired his size from too much Pi.   2. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.   3. A hole has been found in … Continue reading

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Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during exams-

When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it! 😳  When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished, and did not see anywhere where it … Continue reading

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Laws That You Don’t Learn In School πŸ€”πŸ˜…

1) Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 2) Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3) Kovac’s Conundrum: When … Continue reading

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Men will be Men

Wife left a note on the fridge: “It’s not working anymore! I can’t take it, I’ve gone to stay at my Mom’s place! “Husband opened the fridge,the beer was cold. He starts to drink one and says “What the hell … Continue reading

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Does Anyone Object?Β 

At a wedding ceremony last Saturday, the Priest asked the congregation if there was anyone who had anything to say regarding the union of the two. All hell broke loose when a woman from the back of the church started … Continue reading

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