Monthly Archives: June 2017

Lightning sometimes shocks people… because, it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period… it marks the end of his sentence A rule of grammar… double negatives are a no-no Sleeping comes so … Continue reading →

Mr Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year’s office party. She was sooooo drunk. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife who was … Continue reading →

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to … Continue reading →

Husband – “Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?” Wife – “What do you mean use indicators…why should I?” Husband- “So that other drivers know which way you will turn.” Wife- “Where I am going is nobody’s … Continue reading →